Dark Days At Villa Gorilla
Our neighbors across the street are moving. We don't know them that well and their absence will not be a huge thing for us.
However they are taking their beagle with them, and this will leave behind one very aggreived Quinn The Eskimo.
How can I break it to this little guy that the girl he waits by the window for every day for hours is moving away? The only other things of value he's ever lost are his testicles and he still looks for them every day.