Spam Names

I'm still getting spam, in spite of the fact that I wish it would just go away. Today's was from a "Humbert Aviles". I've never met the man, and I have no idea if he does exist. But now all I can picture is a nattily-dressed Spanish professor who is lusting after his 14 year-old stepdaughter. Why would anyone name their child "Humbert" anymore? Oh, heh. I just read the actual spam. It's for Viagra. Life is full of irony.