Okay, I Thought It Was Funny...
Setting: I-40 Eastbound in Construction, merging down to one lane. We're right at the place where 2 lanes narrow down to one, and even though flashing warning signs have told us this for the last half mile, the man ahead of us has not yet made his peace with the concept.
Tim: Okay, guy in the Honda. Either get in or pull over.
Me [looking at license plate]: Oh, man! An Ohio driver. If there's anything worse than a Tennessee driver, it's an Ohio driver.
I hate Ohio drivers.
Tim: [patiently and silently listening to an Indiana girl rant]
Me [reverting to second grade]: So, what's round on both ends and high in the middle?
Tim: Harry Knowles?