23 August, 2005

Render Unto Chavez

Pat Robertson wants us to kill Hugo Chavez.

Pat calls himself a minister of the Gospel. You know, the gospel where it says "while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us unless we held a differing political ideology from the church leaders."

Or maybe it's the gospel that says "greater love hath no Man than he who encourages the assasination of people he doesn't agree with."

Or maybe it's the gospel that says "don't worry about the log in your eye...just ignore it and advocate the murder of others."

You know, I'm not a big fan of Hugo Chavez. I think the man is twisted evil. But I don't get to make the call on whether he lives or dies, because my God License hasn't yet come in the mail.

Someone should point Pat to Hebrews 6:6

ETC: Cesar to Hugo. I have Cesar Chavez on the brain. Must be all of the grapes...

3 Comments:

At 4:35 PM, August 23, 2005, Anonymous Sarcastro said...

Can we kill both Cesar and Hugo?

 
At 8:19 PM, August 23, 2005, Anonymous The Legend Of The Man From Nantucket said...

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WHO KNEW CHRIST
AND NOBODY SEEMED TO THINK TWICE
'BOUT HIS CHOOSING TO PRAISE
THROUGH DECIDING TO RAISE
THE TABLE THAT JESUS DID SMITE

 
At 10:33 PM, August 24, 2005, Anonymous Tim said...

Even more shocking is that Robertson apparently isn't aware of things like tape recordings and the Internet. How else could he think he'd get away with a flat-out denial like...

"I didn't say 'assassination,'I said our special forces should go 'take him out,' and 'take him out' could be a number of things, including kidnapping."

Granted, he did say that, but in virtually the same breath he also said...

"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we are trying to assassinate him, we should go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot easier than starting a war, and I don't think any oil shipments will stop."

Did he really think that people wouldn't look it up???

 

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