All Things To All People

I know that they are worth around $80 billion dollars, but does Google really need to offer a Romansch search engine? The day I will be truly impressed is when Google offers a Klingon search engine.


Oh, my gosh. They already do. That's just frickin' SAD! These poor 35,000 Swiss mountain people have had to wait until now to use Google, but IMAGINARY PEOPLE FROM A SPACE TELEVISION SHOW already have it in their language? You just know that some Google progamming geek named Scott thought this would be way cool, and so they did it. Right about now his parents want all of their hard-earned money back from the MIT tuition.

Hey, at least Alec Speers will be a lifelong satisfied customer.