BSOD Has New Meaning

According to an ad on another blog, I could own a computer with the same AMD4 chip Lucasfilm used to create Star Wars.

I think I'll pass. I'm not looking for a computer that:

1. Makes no d*mn sense.
2. Takes too long to load programs
3. Has an overly simplified structure that omits details critical to operations
4. Puts me to sleep.