03 August, 2005

A Very Perry Christmas

Perry March has been arrested. Maybe now we'll finally find out what he did with the body.

Yeah, I've already made up my mind. If I go missing and my husband is whining a few days later about four grand in the bank in my name, lock him up.

If I go missing and leave behind my children, and my husband keeps those children from my parents, lock him up.

If I go missing and my husband moves to Mexico to start shady land development companies, and a shiny happy new family, drive down to Mexico, haul his hindquarters back up here and lock him up.


At 9:51 PM, August 03, 2005, Anonymous Your innocent-until-I-brush-up-on-my-Spanish husband said...

Curses, foiled again!

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling bloggers...


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