Queer Eye For the Hobbit Guy?
Spleenville assembles the data and breaks the bad news:
Elijah Wood just might be a little bit gay.
I should clarify: This is only bad news if you are one of the three girls who is in the love with him and hasn't already figured out that the mere fact you are a 9th grader in East Gimcracky lets you out of the marriage pool for ol' Lije. For the rest of us, who care not one whit about the sexual preferences of strange men under 6 feet tall the whole thing is merely amusing.