Coming To A Groin Near You

My husband is from Pennsylvania, and the first time he drove me across the state to meet his parents I swear half the road signs were for "Scrotum." It freaked me out. I guess it's one of those brain-illusion things, like those French Connection-UK clothes everyone wears.

The actual name of the town is Scotrun, but to this day whenever I see it I still have to think about it for a second or two. Which is why I laughed when I got the email about a new indoor waterpark in Scrotum.