Holy Week Madonna Coverage

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have moved to L.A. to heal a growing rift in their marriage.

"L.A. seems to have helped them. It's easier out there because there is less pressure. They seem to have left the bumps they were having over here behind them," John Ritchie was quoted as saying in an interview with Closer magazine.

You can talk all you want about the pressures of London living, Mr. Ritchie. My money's on the fact that, like the rest of the known universe, Guy was getting sick of the phony British accent.