Tom Cruise Is A Freak

I don't know why I'm bothering with a whole blogpost. There's really no need. The title says it all.

The . Man . Is . A . Freak.

I'd love to blame his funky religion, whose name I won't mention here because I spent 10 years trying to shake them after one post made to the alt.religion.tomcruise'sfunkyreligion UseNet site. But it's sort of a chicken/egg thing, really. Is he a screaming nutjob because of the religion, or did he join the religion because his brain is a fevered mess?

Now, over at NiT, I read that he is either joking or serious about eating the placenta of his child. I don't care. Either way he's a complete and utter batcrap crazy mess of a man. Who knows jacksh*t about biology.

People eat placenta all the time. They're called women. The reason they do it is because of a widespread belief that the high-dose hormone contained in a placenta will lower the risk of post-partum depression. I, of course, become depressed at the very thought of eating a placenta. But never you mind that.

Does Tom Cruise realise that having high doses of hormones coursing through his system might be a bad idea? Who knows.

What a grosstastic freak he is.

Tom (my brother) and B (my sister), do you remember when I decided I would never again speak the name of the horrible actor who starred in Field of Dreams? I think we have a new family rule. I think we must now and forever after refer to Tom Cruise as That Freak.