19 April, 2006

The World Welcomes LaRonda

I know that's not really her name. Or so they say. But I know, secretly, in my heart, that "Suri" is a cover story and Mr. and Mrs. The Freak named the baby after L.Ron Hubbard. Or they should have, because that would have been funny.

3 Comments:

At 7:33 AM, April 19, 2006, Blogger newscoma said...

I agree. That would have been funny. And he is joking (?) about consuming (I just can't say eating) the placenta.
He said he would, then he said he wouldn't.
Gross.

 
At 8:48 PM, April 19, 2006, Blogger Aunt Lydia said...

I just love that they were down the hall from Brooke Shields. I wouldn't wish postpartum depression on anybody, but if Katie does have it, I think old Tommy would probably be cramming Prozac down her throat to get her to stop crying.

 
At 4:11 PM, April 20, 2006, Blogger Malia said...

Maybe that's her middle name.

 

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