31 August, 2006

To A Woman In A Public Place

Yes, I know I look like something the cat left on the stoop. I am in sweats and a loose-fitting blouse and flip flops. It's summer, I'm recovering from some painful surgery and pick another excuse.

You, on the other hand took the time to dress yourself in nice hiphugger jeans and a cute baby pink midriff-baring t-shirt with a cartoon character on it. Your shiny blond hair was pulled back nicely in a perky little ponytail. Your keds and baby pink anklets were also a nice touch that pulled the ensemble together well.

But, honey, YOU ARE AT LEAST 40. The clothes you had on were ideal for a sorority girl from Vandy. On her mother they look ridiculous.

I'm well aware of the stupidity slash irony for me to criticise your clothes when mine were a jumbled mess. But I just wanted to let you know my rule of thumb. If your pants show off your c-section scar, choose another pair.

4 Comments:

At 10:20 PM, August 31, 2006, Blogger Ivy, the Great and Powerful said...

:::cracks up laughing:::::


Ya know, I think I saw that chick at walmart tonight, hehe.

 
At 12:29 AM, September 01, 2006, Blogger Sharon Cobb said...

What I want to know is how all three of us saw this woman today.

 
At 10:45 AM, September 01, 2006, Anonymous shauna said...

Oh my gosh. Now I think I may need to write an open later to the woman pumping gas in a bikini top last night.

 
At 4:22 PM, September 01, 2006, Blogger Malia said...

If your pants show off your c-section scar, choose another pair.

LOL!! "She" seems to be everywhere around here. I've seen her, too!

 

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