12 September, 2006

Assorted Biker News, Off-Colour Joke Included

Well, Floyd Landis has come out swinging

Howard Jacobs, attorney for 2006 Tour de France Champion Floyd Landis, today submitted a Motion for dismissal to the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) Independent Anti-Doping Review Board. The specifics of the submission support Landis’ long-held innocence and argue that tests conducted on the athlete’s ‘A’ and ‘B’ urine sample from Stage 17 of the Tour de France do not meet the established World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) criteria for a positive doping offense.


Okay, then.

And in other news, Lance "My Life Is Rapidly Going Downhill" Armstrong is rumoured to be dating one Paris Hilton.

As they've been saying in the Cycling boards, this is one of the few times that Lance won't be first to ride into Paris.

2 Comments:

At 7:45 PM, September 12, 2006, Blogger Sharon Cobb said...

From Crow To Paris??? You've got to be kidding.
What a dope, who is definitely in for an uphill battle on a downward spiral.
Okay. enough with the metaphors. To quote Toby Keith, "White trash with money," regarding Mzzzzzzzzzzz Hilton.

 
At 11:36 AM, September 13, 2006, Blogger Michael said...

Yes but who hasn't been rumored to be dating Paris Hilton these days?

 

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