Or Perhaps Tottering Gripsey...
What kind of cold makes you want to throw up?
What kind of cold makes your all your teeth hurt, the roof of your mouth ache and itch all at the same time?
Why is ONLY my left eye watering--and watering copiously?
What kind of cold is not any better after 4 days?
I think maybe I have one of those old-fashioned sounding diseases with names like The Flarting Mimsey or Drupling or The Flagration.