15 September, 2005

Deep Thoughts

I believe that if there are angels in heaven there will be animals. And all the animals will be able to talk. Like in Narnia.

Why is one lens of my glasses always dirtier than the other? My eyes and face are usually in the same place at the same time. I don't get it.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, why didn't he foresee the loopholes that allow spam? Personally, I would like him to answer that.

Porn. I don't get it. It seems strange to want to watch strangers having sex. If I were behind these people at a traffic light, chances are they'd irritate the krep out of me. Yet watching them be naked and get goop all over each other is supposed to be the height of sophisticated entertainment. People are wired weirdly.

Ralph Wiggum is usually the funniest thing about the Simpsons. Oh, and Smithers is gay.

I also don't get Erma Bombeck. Except she's now dead so I don't have to worry about it as much as porn.

I know that Hollywood is into remaking movies and TV shows, but if they remake The Great Escape there will be hell to pay. That movie is perfect as is. No need for me to see Brad Pitt in the McQueen role and George Clooney in the Garner role. Dear lord, did I just give some hack an idea? Back away from the computer, California boy. Go watch some porn.

I love my kitchen, so I'm uploading a photo of it, since there is too much black white and purple on this page.

Maureen Dowd's column is snotty.

Who cares how fat Michael Moore is? Really. What does it matter? I hate his movies, but his fatness has nothing to do with his movies. Unless he makes a movie about it. Then I have no point at all.

If you hit OPTION+Semicolon you get ellipses. That's three periods in a row. (Ouch. God help us.) I've been typing for 22 years. It's easier for your fingers to hit three periods in a row. Why did they bother to code that glyph?

Dogs and cats lick their own butts. I hope they get a better deal in heaven, because when they can talk I don't want to hear about it.

12 Comments:

At 10:17 AM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Michael said...

You realize that I will blame you should the Great Escape be re-made....

I am just warning you now...

 
At 10:20 AM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Kat Coble said...

I'll already have my own blood on my hands.

Why do I feel like the universe is going to see it happen?

 
At 11:01 AM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Patrick said...

I think they should remake it, but change the setting to a women's prison with Brittney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and warden Pamela Anderson.

Is that hovering too closely to the other theme of your post?

 
At 11:03 AM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Kat Coble said...

Dirty glasses? Dogs licking their own butts? Fat Michael Moore?

This post had many themes, P@triq.

I can't even think about your proposed peeceokrep film. It hurts my heart.

 
At 11:25 AM, September 15, 2005, Anonymous Sarcastro said...

What the world needs now, is a good "women in prison" flick.

 
At 12:58 PM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Michael said...

Well, we do have that new show Prison Break in case you're just hankering for some prison TV....

And it's about them escaping..maybe that will be good enough and karmically satisfy the universe.

 
At 2:27 PM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Kat Coble said...

Michael, I missed this last week. And I'm a week behind on the TiVo.

Are you going to run recaps of PrisonBreak?

And it better karmically satisfy the universe because any remake of Great Escape will get people severely beaten.

 
At 5:23 PM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Sharon Cobb said...

Your kitchen is larger than my condo.

 
At 6:41 PM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Kat Coble said...

Hermitage, Baybee!

Where square footage is dirt cheap...

 
At 6:42 PM, September 15, 2005, Blogger TVonthefritz said...

The Al Gore Internet quote is something routinely miscontrued by conservatives. Gore said that he provided the finances for upstart companies to bankroll Internet techonologies. Taken in context, what Gore said was, "during my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." The inventor of the Mosaic Browser credit Gore for delivering federal monies to make his creation possible. He received a grant through Gore's legislation of the High Performance Computing Act.

 
At 6:44 PM, September 15, 2005, Blogger TVonthefritz said...

You're keeping the rambling spirit of Larry King's USA TODAY columns alive by the way. I miss King blathering on from one topic to the next.

 
At 7:14 PM, September 15, 2005, Blogger Kat Coble said...

Fritz, I know about Gore, Darpa, etc. I was just joking. If you can't laugh at Al Gore, who can you laugh at?

Well, maybe Larry King and his harem.

 

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