Which Creepy 70s Vocalist Chick WAS It?
I got a phone call this morning which proved conclusively that I am stuck on stupid.
I really believed that the music in last night's 23rd episode of foreplay was sung by the evercreepy skeleton of Karen Carpenter.
However, that man who knows women was just sure and certain that the lushness of vocals and instrumentation could only come from Mama Cass.
Ever eager to be proven wrong, I set aside my duties (hee. I said duty...) to find out the answer. Lo and behold, UseNet agrees wholeheartedly with dear Sarcastro. Since I make it a point to never doubt UseNet in any pop culture matters, I humbly admit that I was wrong. While Karen did perform the song, last night's version is not her. Also, Tom Cruise and Jodi Foster are both gay.
Okay, Tom. Fine. Cass is not creepy. The song is creepy, but I know you luuurv Cass Elliot beyond belief, so I will not hate on Cass. But you owe me.