Deep Thoughts II: The iTunes Soundtracks Edition
… Elijah Wood's playlist tries very hard to be not very very gay but it still has a David Bowie cover. I'm not convinced.
…Who's bright idea was it to let Madonna sing on the Evita soundtrack? She has no range. No sir. Not the real range the role requires. Who knew that it was possible to rewrite all the songs to her 5-note vocal capacity. Meow!
…I wanna see Elizabethtown, just because of the soundtrack. By the way, Cameron Crowe and Orlando Bloom will be in Franklin on Sunday at 1pm. Mr. Roboto has the facts.
…The entire Team America: World Police album appears to be one long bleep.
…Who is responsible for Will Ferrell? Does anyone have a contact number for this person? Time to put on the brakes, buddy.
…Adelaide's Lament from Guys & Dolls is still one of the best songs around.
…Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee from Grease always makes me sad. They're such nasty beasts to poor Sandra Dee. She was really good in Gidget
…Oh yeah. I just remembered, because I was looking at the Godspell soundtrack..Patrick, what was that reference in Ezekiel again?
…If I were a "big spender" I wouldn't want to hang out with someone who kept throwing it in my face.
…Show up outside my house playing Peter Gabriel and I'll shoot the boombox out of your hands.
…Howie Mandel is...
A) Still alive
B) Bald with a soul patch
C) on iTunes with a Celebrity playlist. [Does 'celebrity' not mean what I think it means?]
D) quoted as saying "When I hear these words it's like he's living my life." About 50 Cent. Yeah, those two are blood. No doubt about it. Fitty an' Howie. Bald Howie. Is that why he shaved his head? Couldn't he just get an electric car or be a talking car or something to do with a car like every other St. Elsewhere refugee? Even David Morse drove a cab for awhile.