27 October, 2005

It's Like I'm Superman, And He's the Anti-Kryptonite

In a bizarro world where Superman needs Kryptonite to survive. I would be Superman--recast as a 35-year old woman--and Kryptonite would be cheese.

And Patrick, with his new blog Lactose Free Nashville is Lex Luthor.


At 3:04 PM, October 27, 2005, Blogger jag said...

Life without cheese would be like Wayne Manor without Alfred. It's just wrong.

At 7:35 PM, October 27, 2005, Blogger Patrick said...

It's not anti-cheese! It's pro-soy!

Really, it's one of those things that I could never find the information on, and we end up doing all the research, so why not make it a resource for all those intolerant ones in metro?

At 8:06 PM, October 27, 2005, Blogger Aunt Lydia said...

For the record, we had tuna noodle casserole for dinner, topped with vegan "cheese," and it was quite tasty. Patrick had seconds. Also, I'm not anti-cow - unlike Tim - I think they're delicious.

At 11:05 AM, October 28, 2005, Anonymous Tim said...

Oh, I'm not anti-cow. I think they make great baseball gloves, chairs, jackets, shoes,you name it. And if I were marooned overnight on an ice planet with nothing but a light saber, I think I could make good use of one.

They also make really funny faces when you pedal by them and yell "MOOOOO!"

Just keep 'em off my plate, thank you.


Post a Comment

<< Home