Dear Biased News Media
I am so tired of your bias. It is obvious to me that you are driven by one interest and agenda and I'm tired of it. I know people say there is no bias in the various news outlets, but that just isn't true. It's as plain as the glasses on my face.
You people are biased toward the lowest common denominator.
Why else have we heard nothing about the goings-on of the world? Why has the top story for at least four days been the string of autopsies performed on an airheaded alcoholic betittied blonde's late son?
You obviously think we cannot handle continued coverage of Darfur, the Sudan, inhumane diamonds, and that little land war in the middle east. You think we need to be lulled into complacency with endless stories about Genius Autopsy men flying in to figure out how a kid died.
We're on to you.