12 December, 2006

STOP!! It's Not Cute Anymore

Please. I beg you. Whoever you are. Wherever you lay your head. Whatever god you pray to.

Do not write any more spoofs on 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.

I've heard political versions, religious versions and at least 6 versions customised for different dog breeds. I've heard versions for dieters, alcoholics and the newly divorced. I've heard versions for people with new babies.

I think I'm going to pull my hair out if I have to hear another one ever again.

15 Comments:

At 9:19 AM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Malia said...

Guilty

 
At 9:21 AM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Kat Coble said...

Maybe I'll give you a tiny pass since yours was published in August. ;-p

 
At 9:48 AM, December 12, 2006, Anonymous Linda said...

Can we add "The 12 days of Christmas" and "My Favorite Things" to this ban?

 
At 9:53 AM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Lynnster said...

You know, it's funny, but I haven't seen a single one, yet.

Of course, now I just jinxed myself, I'm sure.

 
At 9:55 AM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Lynnster said...

You know, it's funny, but I haven't seen a single one, yet.

Of course, now I just jinxed myself, I'm sure.

 
At 10:03 AM, December 12, 2006, Blogger ceeelcee said...

"On Dasher, on Dancer, on..."
*gunfire*

That's nice.

 
At 10:16 AM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Rex L. Camino said...

I actually dreamed a version the other other night but the only thing I could remember when I woke up was the line, "The stockings were hung by the chimney in apoplexy".

I'll stop trying to remember the rest.

 
At 11:05 AM, December 12, 2006, Blogger grandefille said...

Oh, but see, a Rex L. Camino version would end in carnage and hilarity. I could get behind that.

Just spare me the canned Christmas platitudes stuffed between each Christmas song on the radio. They're not as effective when you hear the same one five times in a row, person at local station who's not paying attention ...

 
At 1:58 PM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Rob Robinson said...

You may be on the losing side of this battle, Kat, but I support you. This madness has got to stop. ;)

 
At 2:01 PM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Rob Robinson said...

You may be on the losing side of this battle, Kat, but I support you. This madness has got to stop. ;)

 
At 2:02 PM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Rob Robinson said...

You may be on the losing side of this battle, Kat, but I support you. This madness has got to stop. ;)

 
At 2:04 PM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Rob Robinson said...

You may be on the losing side of this battle, Kat, but I support you. This madness has got to stop. ;)

 
At 2:09 PM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Rob Robinson said...

You may be on the losing side of this battle, Kat, but I support you. This madness has got to stop. ;)

 
At 2:45 PM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Nashville Knucklehead said...

I'm guilty too.

But I wrote mine in March.

I dont' think Christmas advertisers should use Santa, either.

 
At 8:39 PM, December 12, 2006, Blogger Ginger said...

I'm guilty. Not of these, but of annihilating "Sam I Am"...

 

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