STOP!! It's Not Cute Anymore
Please. I beg you. Whoever you are. Wherever you lay your head. Whatever god you pray to.
Do not write any more spoofs on 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
I've heard political versions, religious versions and at least 6 versions customised for different dog breeds. I've heard versions for dieters, alcoholics and the newly divorced. I've heard versions for people with new babies.
I think I'm going to pull my hair out if I have to hear another one ever again.