I Don't Wanna Hear One Word Of Complaint From You People

You know how in August or September there's always someone writing a blog post that essentially says "Christmas Decorations? Already? I'm still in shorts/eating potato salad/playing lacrosse/swinging out in an old tire over the swimmin' hole"?

Well, I'm here to tell you right now that if you are one of the folks blogging right now about the '08 Presidential Election, I hereby forbid you to say one word about people who market Christmas 5 months too early. By my reckoning you've got them beat dead by about 13 months.