06 October, 2005

Vanity Google Can Change Your Dreams

So, I heard that I was near the top of the search list for "Fingerprint-free erections". So I tried to google that term.

The #1 sponsored link was for something called Long Dong Penis.

I have been laughing nonstop for eight minutes. I will no longer be writing. I will now form a band for the sole purpose of using that name.

No one would ever give Long Dong Penis second billing beneath a puppet show.

14 Comments:

At 3:30 AM, October 06, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 8:58 AM, October 06, 2005, Blogger Jeffrey said...

oh yuck, spamentors!! What hidious and vile representations of human refuse.

ok, that was a little bit of a brouhaha, but they do really suck!

 
At 9:11 AM, October 06, 2005, Blogger Patrick said...

Gosh, can't someone use the word "penis" in their blog entry without attracting comment spam like that??

Guess not. :)

 
At 9:42 AM, October 06, 2005, Blogger Michael said...

Wow...I had never thought of that in quite that way. I must now go and be horrified at myself.

 
At 10:04 AM, October 06, 2005, Blogger John H said...

I thought THAT was Clarence Thomas' band back at Yale.

I just wanna know what lead to that first Google on the topic..

 
At 11:30 AM, October 06, 2005, Blogger Kat Coble said...

My model home post on saturday contained the words "fingerprint-free erections." I liked the alliteration and the assonence, so I used it.

 
At 1:02 PM, October 06, 2005, Blogger John H said...

no...I knew about your post and your alliteration..I was wondering who/why someone was googling 'fingerprint-free erections'!!

 
At 2:17 PM, October 06, 2005, Blogger melusina said...

Haha, yea, I was wondering about fingerprint free erections myself.

 
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At 9:25 PM, February 26, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're also the top link for "vanity google"!

Thanks for making my day with the "fingerprint-free erection" phrase.

 

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