Vanity Google Can Change Your Dreams
So, I heard that I was near the top of the search list for "Fingerprint-free erections". So I tried to google that term.
The #1 sponsored link was for something called Long Dong Penis.
I have been laughing nonstop for eight minutes. I will no longer be writing. I will now form a band for the sole purpose of using that name.
No one would ever give Long Dong Penis second billing beneath a puppet show.
posted by Kat Coble @ 3:24 AM
8 comments
8 Comments:
oh yuck, spamentors!! What hidious and vile representations of human refuse.
ok, that was a little bit of a brouhaha, but they do really suck!
Gosh, can't someone use the word "penis" in their blog entry without attracting comment spam like that??
Guess not. :)
Wow...I had never thought of that in quite that way. I must now go and be horrified at myself.
I thought THAT was Clarence Thomas' band back at Yale.
I just wanna know what lead to that first Google on the topic..
My model home post on saturday contained the words "fingerprint-free erections." I liked the alliteration and the assonence, so I used it.
no...I knew about your post and your alliteration..I was wondering who/why someone was googling 'fingerprint-free erections'!!
Haha, yea, I was wondering about fingerprint free erections myself.
You're also the top link for "vanity google"!
Thanks for making my day with the "fingerprint-free erection" phrase.
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