Vanity Google Can Change Your Dreams
So, I heard that I was near the top of the search list for "Fingerprint-free erections". So I tried to google that term.
The #1 sponsored link was for something called Long Dong Penis.
I have been laughing nonstop for eight minutes. I will no longer be writing. I will now form a band for the sole purpose of using that name.
No one would ever give Long Dong Penis second billing beneath a puppet show.