The Demon Sugar Water
The Tripartite Pact and has been signed. Thus begins the great soda embargo.
The nation's largest beverage distributors have agreed to halt nearly all sales of sodas to public schools - a step that will remove the sugary, caloric drinks from vending machines and cafeterias around the country.
Since soda is my major caloric weakness, I can see how this might be a good thing. But then we get here:
Under the agreement, the companies also have agreed to sell only water, unsweetened juice and low-fat milks to elementary and middle schools. Diet sodas would be sold only to high schools.
Folks, unsweetened juice still has a natural sugar content. It's not magic. Kids are still guzzling sweet drinks. And what about stuff like Four Bits'