Conversation In The Garage
Tim, examining the new bike he inherited from a friend: "Well, the components are mostly shot, but the frame is pretty decent. If I strip it down I could build up a pretty good single-speed."
Me: "For yourself?"
Me: "ooooh! What are we gonna name it?!?"
Tim: *Rolls Eyes at my insistance that every object in our lives have a nickname*
Me: "OH! I know! Since it's a single speed, how about 'Lance'"?
It's tough being a biker married to a smart ass.