Conversation In The Garage

Tim, examining the new bike he inherited from a friend: "Well, the components are mostly shot, but the frame is pretty decent. If I strip it down I could build up a pretty good single-speed."

Me: "For yourself?"

Tim: "Yeah...."

Me: "ooooh! What are we gonna name it?!?"

Tim: *Rolls Eyes at my insistance that every object in our lives have a nickname*

Me: "OH! I know! Since it's a single speed, how about 'Lance'"?

Tim: Silence.

It's tough being a biker married to a smart ass.