03 May, 2006

Scenes From Life At Our House

(INT: Evening. WOMAN lies on couch with large dog, watching a movie. We hear a burglar alarm beep in the background as a door opens below. Various noises from the kitchen. After a few minutes elapse, a MAN walks up the stairs)

WOMAN: This is almost over. I just want to find out who killed everybody.

MAN: That's okay. I have no problem watching this. What is it?

WOMAN: It's called "Wonderland". It's a movie of the true story Boogie Nights is based on...uh..wait. Let me back up. I don't know for certain that Boogie Nights is based on it, but the guy is a porn star with a 14-inch d*ck who falls into a life of crime and drugs.

MAN: Oh yeah. THAT old story. You know, they say there are really only five plots.

WOMAN: Yeah. Hero Takes A Journey, Hero Slays a Foe, Hero Is a Porn Star with a 14-inch D*ck Who Falls Into A Life Of Crime And Drugs.

MAN: Exactly.

(Exeunt.)
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By the way, I just checked Wikipedia. I was right.

3 Comments:

At 2:16 AM, May 04, 2006, Blogger Jeffraham Prestonian said...

Great flick. Did you like it?
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At 9:19 AM, May 04, 2006, Blogger Lee said...

I liked it. I felt like taking a shower afterwards. But it was good.

 
At 10:51 AM, May 04, 2006, Blogger Kat Coble said...

It took me awhile to get used to the shooting style (close in everyone's face, off at odd angles, etc.) but other than that, yeah I really liked it.
I thought Val Kilmer did an excellent job.

 

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