Scenes From Life At Our House
(INT: Evening. WOMAN lies on couch with large dog, watching a movie. We hear a burglar alarm beep in the background as a door opens below. Various noises from the kitchen. After a few minutes elapse, a MAN walks up the stairs)
WOMAN: This is almost over. I just want to find out who killed everybody.
MAN: That's okay. I have no problem watching this. What is it?
WOMAN: It's called "Wonderland". It's a movie of the true story Boogie Nights is based on...uh..wait. Let me back up. I don't know for certain that Boogie Nights is based on it, but the guy is a porn star with a 14-inch d*ck who falls into a life of crime and drugs.
MAN: Oh yeah. THAT old story. You know, they say there are really only five plots.
WOMAN: Yeah. Hero Takes A Journey, Hero Slays a Foe, Hero Is a Porn Star with a 14-inch D*ck Who Falls Into A Life Of Crime And Drugs.
By the way, I just checked Wikipedia. I was right.